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Choose your Zodiac sign and read your daily Horoscope

funny notes about signs

The signs as lines from Black Books

Aries: Which one of you bitches wants to dance?

Taurus: I′m just in a real mood to buy a book. [wearing ′i love books′ t-shirt]

Gemini: Don′t make me laugh.. bitterly.

Cancer: I′M REALLY ANGRY NOW!

Leo: Up with this I will not put.

Virgo: I am a giant ear, waiting for your songs of niceness.

Libra: I want to clean your dusty cups from the inside out.

Scorpio: Oh thank God, it′s a child. I thought you had a disease.

Sagittarius: None of that. Or any of the others!

Capricorn: Lovely to see you. [weakly] mwah, mwah.

Aquarius: Awww. [pretends to care] Now, my story.

Pisces: It′s like looking into the eye of a duck.

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