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TAURUS 20 apr - 20 may
Friday - January 28 th, 2022

Romance and intimacy can both be turned up a notch now! New passionate depths wait for you to connect and embrace them, so be willing to share moments of authentic vulnerability. Single? Supportive, optimistic energy can alter set-in-stone perceptions of what intimacy means to you. Whether you're single or attached, it's your warm, open spirit someone wants to experience now.

funny notes about signs

The signs as lines from Black Books

Aries: Which one of you bitches wants to dance?

Taurus: I′m just in a real mood to buy a book. [wearing ′i love books′ t-shirt]

Gemini: Don′t make me laugh.. bitterly.

Cancer: I′M REALLY ANGRY NOW!

Leo: Up with this I will not put.

Virgo: I am a giant ear, waiting for your songs of niceness.

Libra: I want to clean your dusty cups from the inside out.

Scorpio: Oh thank God, it′s a child. I thought you had a disease.

Sagittarius: None of that. Or any of the others!

Capricorn: Lovely to see you. [weakly] mwah, mwah.

Aquarius: Awww. [pretends to care] Now, my story.

Pisces: It′s like looking into the eye of a duck.