He signs as musical theatre responses to the US election results

Aries: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

Taurus: I dreamed a dream in time gone by, when hope was high and life worth living

Gemini: You′ve torn it all apart, I′m watching it burn

Cancer: You have invented a new kind of stupid a damage you can never undo kind of stupid

Leo: There′s a moment you know you′re fucked

Virgo: Go and hide and run away

Libra: Why God, why today?

Scorpio: Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise

Sagittarius: I know him, that can′t be

Capricorn: See it′s your fault. No. Yes it′s your fault

Aquarius: Do you hear the people sing? Singing the songs of angry men?

Pisces: Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit