The Signs Described By My Aquarius Friend

Aries: k so ones my boyfriend so i guess you could say i rlly like Aries lmao, yeah they are really rad but also stubborn as fuck, like calm down guys

Taurus: nice and looks out for me, even though they may not really mean it

Gemini: y′all are loyal af and one threw shade at a bitch for me so hard so I′m eternally grateful

Cancer: I was best friends with one for 3 yrs but then they chose their relationship over me so whoops

Leo: loyal af but sometimes only think of themselves, chill guys tho

Virgo: always so beautiful like wtf stop being so beautiful

Libra: y′all keep me from fucking everything up, without libras i would be dead

Scorpio: WELL IM NOT BIASED OR ANYTHING BUT SCORPIOS ARE THE DEFINITION OF RAD AND ARE QUITE ATTRACTIVE AND THEIR AESTHETICS ARE VERY PLEASING XOXO

Sagittarius: wifey material

Capricorn: lmao ur my ex and you tried hooking up with my best friend byeeeeeee

Aquarius: lame lmao

Pisces: absolute cutie patooties seriously i want to keep all of you as my own just adorable