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SAGITTARIUS 22 nov - 21 dec
Friday - January 28 th, 2022

The Moon in your sign enhances hopeful energy now. You'll feel it on the inside and can be certain you'll emit it on the outside! If you're single, this won't go unnoticed by a potential romantic interest, either. Attached? Your curiosity is one of a few things that might be aroused now. So, allow a new and stronger level of intrigue to help you move the pursuit of desires up a notch!

funny notes about signs

The Signs as Mom Lines

Aries: Who threatened you at school? Where do they live!? *sharpens knife, runs out of house and off into the distance*

Taurus: i packed your lunch and some snacks for you. if you′re still hungry just give me a call and i′ll bring you some Taco Bell.

Gemini: i′m not like most moms ;) i′m a cool mom.

Cancer: I love you. I love you. I love you. I LOVE YOU SWEETIE.

Leo: want to go shopping after school? i can′t carry ALL the bags by myself haha

Virgo: if you didn′t sleep in so late you might actually have time to do productive things with your day

Libra: *walks into kids school with starbucks* i′m so sorry i′m late honey, i got so distracted.

Scorpio: you have to the count of three you little fucking asshole. why don′t you ever want to hang out with me lol?

Sagittarius: ew. you are NOT wearing that to school. go fucking change

Capricorn: Idc if you′re 12, you will get a job and learn the value of a dollar, you little jellybean

Aquarius: lmfao show me that one youtube video again

Pisces: Honey, I think you′re so special and unique. I love you so much. Oh, wait. What was i saying again? I can′t remember but i think you′re so awesome