We've all waited in a long queue for what feels like an eternity and with no guarantee that we'll be admitted. It can be disconcerting and infuriating to have a security person's arm come down abruptly in front of you. But relief replaces resentment when we discover our waiting hasn't been in vain after all. Don't be too quick to draw a negative conclusion about where you currently invest patience!
Aries: Which one of you bitches wants to dance?
Taurus: I′m just in a real mood to buy a book. [wearing ′i love books′ t-shirt]
Gemini: Don′t make me laugh.. bitterly.
Cancer: I′M REALLY ANGRY NOW!
Leo: Up with this I will not put.
Virgo: I am a giant ear, waiting for your songs of niceness.
Libra: I want to clean your dusty cups from the inside out.
Scorpio: Oh thank God, it′s a child. I thought you had a disease.
Sagittarius: None of that. Or any of the others!
Capricorn: Lovely to see you. [weakly] mwah, mwah.
Aquarius: Awww. [pretends to care] Now, my story.
Pisces: It′s like looking into the eye of a duck.