ARIES: I said you could chew gum, but not if you′re going to chew it like a cow. SPIT IT OUT.
TAURUS: I′m losing faith in you, George.
GEMINI: *sings* Bitching and moaning, bitching and moaning.
CANCER: I′m supposed to go out and PROCURE cookies?? WHAT??
LEO: OH! OH, OH. BEIGE.
VIRGO: Here′s a very common quick and dirty way to ask a multiple choice question.
LIBRA: I don′t care about 98% of things.
SCORPIO: This meme from the interwebs.
SAGITTARIUS: I would use all sorts of swear words in front of my students. Especially the f word! Love that one!
CAPRICORN: I should stop drinking before noon.
AQUARIUS: Oh dear god, that man is always shirtless!
PISCES: This is why I need aspirin after this group.