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Friday - January 28 th, 2022

funny notes about signs

The signs as lines from Black Books

Aries: Which one of you bitches wants to dance?
Taurus: I′m just in a real mood to buy a book. [wearing ′i love books′ t-shirt]
Gemini: Don′t make me laugh.. bitterly.
Cancer: I′M REALLY ANGRY NOW!
Leo: Up with this I will not put.
Virgo: I am a giant ear, waiting for your songs of niceness.
Libra: I want to clean your dusty cups from the inside out.
Scorpio: Oh thank God, it′s a child. I thought you had a disease.
Sagittarius: None of that. Or any of the others!
Capricorn: Lovely to see you. [weakly] mwah, mwah.
Aquarius: Awww. [pretends to care] Now, my story.
Pisces: It′s like looking into the eye of a duck.