aries: I′M A CRAZY BITCH
taurus: i′m a chicken nugget
gemini: i′m going insane
cancer: i met a boy online tonight ...is he real?
virgo: i′m an illusion
libra: a vampire is stalking me (not clickbait)
scorpio: let′s talk sociopaths...
sagittarius: i have a concussion right now
capricorn: anxiety + runny diarrhea
aquarius: let′s talk scientology
pisces: is something wrong with me?