Zodiac signs as trisha paytas videos

aries: I′M A CRAZY BITCH

taurus: i′m a chicken nugget

gemini: i′m going insane

cancer: i met a boy online tonight ...is he real?

leo: showtime

virgo: i′m an illusion

libra: a vampire is stalking me (not clickbait)

scorpio: let′s talk sociopaths...

sagittarius: i have a concussion right now

capricorn: anxiety + runny diarrhea

aquarius: let′s talk scientology

pisces: is something wrong with me?