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ARIES 21 mar - 19 apr
Friday - January 28 th, 2022

Be willing to consider different ways to explore love and enjoy intimacy! You have superb lunar support to share and exchange new ideas and thoughts with someone special. You might welcome an intriguing and stimulating experience with a fascinating individual if you're single. This is no time to succumb to inhibitions. Instead, embrace the boundless joy romance can offer.

funny notes about signs

The Signs as Mom Lines

Aries: Who threatened you at school? Where do they live!? *sharpens knife, runs out of house and off into the distance*

Taurus: i packed your lunch and some snacks for you. if you′re still hungry just give me a call and i′ll bring you some Taco Bell.

Gemini: i′m not like most moms ;) i′m a cool mom.

Cancer: I love you. I love you. I love you. I LOVE YOU SWEETIE.

Leo: want to go shopping after school? i can′t carry ALL the bags by myself haha

Virgo: if you didn′t sleep in so late you might actually have time to do productive things with your day

Libra: *walks into kids school with starbucks* i′m so sorry i′m late honey, i got so distracted.

Scorpio: you have to the count of three you little fucking asshole. why don′t you ever want to hang out with me lol?

Sagittarius: ew. you are NOT wearing that to school. go fucking change

Capricorn: Idc if you′re 12, you will get a job and learn the value of a dollar, you little jellybean

Aquarius: lmfao show me that one youtube video again

Pisces: Honey, I think you′re so special and unique. I love you so much. Oh, wait. What was i saying again? I can′t remember but i think you′re so awesome