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  • The signs as things my hammered friends say

    Aries: I′m gonna go listen to EDM and masturbate
    Taurus: but like, why take tests when you can like, learn?
    Gemini: why would you NOT do every drug currently in Cuba?
    Cancer: I′m gonna need a cake and 6 bottles of wine
    Leo: I′m definitely gonna die but like it′ll be fine
    Virgo: dolphins are the only people who really listen
    Libra: anyone got a book on sexually socializing?
    Scorpio: bananas. Just. bananas.
    Sagittarius: WHAT THE FRICK FRACK SNICK SNACK TICK TACK-
    Capricorn: well butter me up and snort me like Coke
    Aquarius: no guys it′s fine (she then fell down the stairs on a surfboard, dislocating her wrist)
    Pisces: *walks into a beauty store* ANYONE GOT PIE?


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