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Funny notes about signs
  • The signs as lines from Black Books

    Aries: Which one of you bitches wants to dance?
    Taurus: I′m just in a real mood to buy a book. [wearing ′i love books′ t-shirt]
    Gemini: Don′t make me laugh.. bitterly.
    Cancer: I′M REALLY ANGRY NOW!
    Leo: Up with this I will not put.
    Virgo: I am a giant ear, waiting for your songs of niceness.
    Libra: I want to clean your dusty cups from the inside out.
    Scorpio: Oh thank God, it′s a child. I thought you had a disease.
    Sagittarius: None of that. Or any of the others!
    Capricorn: Lovely to see you. [weakly] mwah, mwah.
    Aquarius: Awww. [pretends to care] Now, my story.
    Pisces: It′s like looking into the eye of a duck.


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