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  • The signs as things my friend said when she was drunk

    Aries: i′ve been on the floor for twenty minutes, this sandal next to my head is now my friend

    Taurus: i′m so-" *hiccup* i forgot

    Gemini: i′m gonna throw up *grins*

    Cancer: my pants are unbuttoned. but they′re not off. my pants are unbuttoned but i didn′t take them off?!

    Leo: *stares at a picture of the solar system longingly* look at that preTTY PRETTY PICTURE

    Virgo: *breathes heavily* i just burped

    Libra: great now i really want pancakes *sighs*

    Scorpio: *points at giant picture of moon on the wall and then points to small picture of milky way in a book* HOW DOES THAT FIT THERE

    Sagittarius: *breathes in through the nose and out through the mouth* i feel a bit, sick *tips head back*

    Capricorn: *burps and then gets scared from the loud noise* what was that

    Aquarius: i took it from the adult table it smells so alcoholic

    Pisces: im so- *hiccup* i forgot

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