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He signs as musical theatre responses to the US election results
Aries: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Taurus: I dreamed a dream in time gone by, when hope was high and life worth living
Gemini: You′ve torn it all apart, I′m watching it burn
Cancer: You have invented a new kind of stupid a damage you can never undo kind of stupid
Leo: There′s a moment you know you′re fucked
Virgo: Go and hide and run away
Libra: Why God, why today?
Scorpio: Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise
Sagittarius: I know him, that can′t be
Capricorn: See it′s your fault. No. Yes it′s your fault
Aquarius: Do you hear the people sing? Singing the songs of angry men?
Pisces: Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit
