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Funny notes about signs
  • The signs as out of context quotes from my teachers/professors

    ARIES: I said you could chew gum, but not if you′re going to chew it like a cow. SPIT IT OUT.

    TAURUS: I′m losing faith in you, George.

    GEMINI: *sings* Bitching and moaning, bitching and moaning.

    CANCER: I′m supposed to go out and PROCURE cookies?? WHAT??

    LEO: OH! OH, OH. BEIGE.

    VIRGO: Here′s a very common quick and dirty way to ask a multiple choice question.

    LIBRA: I don′t care about 98% of things.

    SCORPIO: This meme from the interwebs.

    SAGITTARIUS: I would use all sorts of swear words in front of my students. Especially the f word! Love that one!

    CAPRICORN: I should stop drinking before noon.

    AQUARIUS: Oh dear god, that man is always shirtless!

    PISCES: This is why I need aspirin after this group.


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