The signs as shit my classmates have said this school year

Aries: *unintelligible screaming during Kahoot*

Taurus: oh so you think you′re so cool cuz you have a face

Gemini: you don′t know who i am. you know what bus i ride, but not who i am

Cancer: i′m gonna tickle the shit outta you

Leo: shut the fuck up, there′s a reason why you′re fucking bass clarinet 2 and there′s only ONE of you

Virgo: i work at mcdonalds AND computer technician

Libra: repeat after me: pussy

Scorpio: i′ve lasted as long as i have on this planet by not trusting anybody

Sagittarius: *holds up gatorade bottle* this is called alcohol

Capricorn: ALLS I WANTED TO DO WAS PLAY THE BASSOON

Aquarius: *drinks out of the eye wash station in chemistry*

Pisces: making bonds, losing bonds, james bonds