to learn your prediction for today
Aries: *unintelligible screaming during Kahoot*
Taurus: oh so you think you′re so cool cuz you have a face
Gemini: you don′t know who i am. you know what bus i ride, but not who i am
Cancer: i′m gonna tickle the shit outta you
Leo: shut the fuck up, there′s a reason why you′re fucking bass clarinet 2 and there′s only ONE of you
Virgo: i work at mcdonalds AND computer technician
Libra: repeat after me: pussy
Scorpio: i′ve lasted as long as i have on this planet by not trusting anybody
Sagittarius: *holds up gatorade bottle* this is called alcohol
Capricorn: ALLS I WANTED TO DO WAS PLAY THE BASSOON
Aquarius: *drinks out of the eye wash station in chemistry*
Pisces: making bonds, losing bonds, james bonds