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Funny notes about signs
  • Cancer: Hey, Cap, we have a problem.
    Capricorn: I am not your mother, so don′t come tattling to me every time one of you does something that the other one doesn′t like.
    Cancer: I′m telling you, he′s /crazy/. He keeps threatening me and talking in a scary voice!
    Scorpio: No, I /didn′t/

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