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  • Signs as Ghost Stories Dub Quotes

    Aries: The number you have dialed is no longer in service. HEY! MAYBE IF THEY PAID THEIR FUCKIN PHONE BILL YOU COULD CALL AGAIN!

    Taurus: Go get me coffee. Be my bitch.

    Gemini: God, you are four of the ugliest fucking kids I′ve ever had the misfortune of laying my eyes on. I can′t wait for this bitch to kill you.

    Cancer: I′m a sexually frustrated fourth grader!

    Leo: Leo! Leo! Leo! Leo! Gawd damn it! Gawd damn it! Gawd damn it! Gawd damn it!

    Virgo: Dad calls her whore but I like to call her mom.

    Libra: But then if everything was already reversed, which world would be the real world? Would it be the mirror world or this one? Maybe the reflection we see is real, ever thought of that? Isn′t that just freaking you out? I mean, seriously, isn′t that just whack crap? Huhehehehheh. I′m playing with your mind, man! And you know what the wierd part is? I′m not even high! Not one bit! Completely sober.

    Scorpio: Remember kids: say no. To everything.

    Sagittarius: Tamomi? Aint no Tamomi girl here living here, so what?. Get your crack head ass head into some rehab, I aint got time for this bull–

    Capricorn: You know what i hear? I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up!

    Aquarius: Once this bitch kicks I′m moving to Vegas.

    Pisces: [Keiichirou incoherently screaming]

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