God bless A-FUCKING-merica.
Turn off the music, Mae, we′re trying to pray to Steve Bushemi.
Hey, here′s a new rule: shut up.
I′m gonna go rescue that bird.
I′m always a slut for being a slut.
No swearing in my classroom.
Marshall is triggered by pasta.
Who else likes to sodomize Jesus?
How am I going to get into the NFL now?
I HATE 13th century France.
Don′t kinkshame Emily Dickinson; she′s not here to defend herself.
We can′t scream while Sarah′s here.