Each sign of the zodiac has its own characteristics common to all, allowing, to some degree, to judge the capabilities of a personsee more
The characteristics of each sign of the Zodiac on the eastern horoscope is given in accordance with the year of their birth. Depending on the year they were born, a person is endowed with the qualities of this sign, has the appropriate character and is located to have their own fate that is completely different from that of other Chinese zodiac signs.see more
ARIES: I said you could chew gum, but not if you′re going to chew it like a cow. SPIT IT OUT.
TAURUS: I′m losing faith in you, George.
GEMINI: *sings* Bitching and moaning, bitching and moaning.
CANCER: I′m supposed to go out and PROCURE cookies?? WHAT??
LEO: OH! OH, OH. BEIGE.
VIRGO: Here′s a very common quick and dirty way to ask a multiple choice question.
LIBRA: I don′t care about 98% of things.
SCORPIO: This meme from the interwebs.
SAGITTARIUS: I would use all sorts of swear words in front of my students. Especially the f word! Love that one!
CAPRICORN: I should stop drinking before noon.
AQUARIUS: Oh dear god, that man is always shirtless!
PISCES: This is why I need aspirin after this group.