daily horoscope
compatibility in love
chinese horoscope
personal characteristics
funny notes
Your personal prediction
Choose your chinese zodiac sign and read your daily horoscope
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OX Years: 1937, 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997, 2009 -
Goat Years: 1943, 1955, 1967, 1979, 1991, 2003, 2015 -
Rat Years: 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996, 2008, 2020 -
Snake Years: 1941, 1953, 1965, 1977, 1989, 2001, 2013 -
Dragon Years: 1940, 1952, 1964, 1976, 1988, 2000, 2012 -
Tiger Years: 1938, 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998, 2010 -
Rabbit Years: 1939, 1951, 1963, 1975, 1987, 1999, 2011 -
Horse Years: 1942, 1954, 1966, 1978, 1990, 2002, 2014 -
Monkey Years: 1944, 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992, 2004, 2016 -
Rooster Years: 1945, 1957, 1969, 1981, 1993, 2005, 2017 -
Dog Years: 1946, 1958, 1970, 1982, 1994, 2006, 2018 -
Pig Years: 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007, 2019
funny notes about signs
You know the signs are mad when they say...
aries: i'll never forgive you for this
taurus: i did nothing wrong
gemini: i don't care what you think, my opinion is better
cancer: i'm sorry, but the way you're acting is ridiculous. you remind me of an elementary schooler.
leo: excuse me? do you really thing you can do this to me after everything i've done for you?
virgo: you're one to talk.
libra: leave me alone. i don't want to talk about it anymore
scorpio: oh yeah? well let's not forget the time that you ... asshole
sagittarius: they most likely won't say anything, they'll just storm away
capricorn: you're a disappointment.
aquarius: you don't control me. you can't make me do anything
pisces: whatever, it doesn't even matter anymore.
